Hair Stylings from around the league, Marouane Fellaini-Everton FC

01 Wednesday Feb 2012

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Marouane Fellaini

Shalom my brother!  Your birth certificate may say Belgian but that hair has jew-fro written all over it!  My mom was kibitzing with me one week watching Everton vs Chelsea, “who is that nice Jewish boy in the field, do you think he still lives at home?” When I told my mom that this nudnik was from Belgium, she went into the whole story about the Jews in WW2 and what countries were safe.  But I digress, just some laid back potchka with a player that knows how to use a pick.

EPL players on my all tattoo team, Raul Meireles-Chelsea FC

01 Wednesday Feb 2012

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Raul Meireles

Playing midfield on my all tat team, Raul Meireles.  These tats show the type of commitment I am looking for when selecting players on my team (FIFA 12).  Look at that fakakta dragon on his back!  What on earth did this nice boy do to his skin? I wish this macher would show some of that fire on the field to prove why he is an International.  With him playing in front of Aggar on my all tat team,  I cannot lose.

Chelsea FC 1 vs Swansea City 1 TOP 5

31 Tuesday Jan 2012

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When I come down with a bad case of indigestion watching these shreklekh athletes, the meshugener announcers always find a way to make this miserable fan happy

The top 5 things I heard from those meshugener announcers watching this weeks Chelsea game:

  1. It’s a chilly night but that didn’t stop temperatures rising on the field.
  2. Mata waiting for any crumbs that might drop his way.
  3. He needs to be a greyhound to have a chance at that.
  4. Here’s a shot from the Portuguese International…and that is not why he is a International.
  5. Was it a pass, was it a shot, I think it was neither.

    Chelsea FC Winter Transfer Crunch 2012

    29 Sunday Jan 2012

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    On special today-attacking midfielders/wingers on a everything bagel with a slice of tomato and a pickle.  Chelsea have been schmoozing these guys for the last month if you believe the Guardian.  Instead of going into this big spiel about how great these guys are, I wanted to just offer a tsimmes among all the articles on the web.  Will these guys be in blue before the Swansea game?

    Lucas Moura

    Lucas Moura-I think 5th Ave deli in NYC has a better shot of running out of Pumpernickel bagels before this move happens.  Lucas is in the same class as Neymar which also is never gonna happen.  AVB is a schvantz in thinking he is coming to Chelsea, especially this year when we don’t even know about CL football in the fall. NEXT,

    Eden Hazard

    Eden Hazard-YEAH RIGHT.  That is all I need to say about this transfer

    Willian

    Willian Borges De Silva-This young lad has a bright future whether at Chelsea or elsewhere.  Less known due to the league he plays in, he is a real yenta among his team and backs it up on the field.  A real shanda if this one passes us by, which it will.  At 30 million quid, Man City can have him.  Roman will not be a schmuck and lay out that type of money on someone that plays in the Ukrainian league.

    Kevin De Bruyne

    Kevin De Bruyne- This transfer will schlep on until the summer.  I don’t get why we will sign a player right now just to loan him back out for the season.  Have some saykhel AVB, you want Europa league next year or glory?

    UPDATE 1/30-Kevin de Bruyne-welcome to CFC

     

    How To Wear The FC Chelsea Kit-The Luiz Way

    29 Sunday Jan 2012

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    David Luiz

    Wearing tights is as goyish as it gets.  Any Jew can tell you about withstanding the Russian winters back in the schtetl with nothing to wear but a pair of knickers.  However, this young lad really knows how to get kitted out to the max.  I’m not trying to be a maven on the right way to dress on the field, but looking at David Luiz in this weekend’s FA Cup match made me plotz in delight.  Why can’t the other young men take a page out of his sense of leadership?  As a took a nosh of my breakfast, I thought the look was fantastic except that he was missing an item-the black chelsea gloves.  I know you must be thinking what a crazy meshuggina I am, but the gloves would have just tied the look together perfectly. So, as a big David Luiz fan, I would like to gift him a pair from the Chelseamegastore here in the USA.  If David can just send me his UPS collect number, I will ship them out ASAP.

    Chelsea FC 0-Norwich City 0

    21 Saturday Jan 2012

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    When I come down with a bad case of indigestion watching these shreklekh athletes, the meshugener announcers always find a way to make this miserable fan happy

     

    The top 5 things I heard from those meshugener announcers watching this weeks Chelsea game:

    1. Maybe a bit of sun in Mallorca can give a chance for Cahill to get “integrated”
    2. We missed you last week Maca, and I missed you being up here in the booth with you
    3. Looks like a blow to the stomach or maybe worse, I think worse is the right answer
    4. Malouda will be fresh for the French team since he isn’t playing much for Chelsea
    5. Still banging their heads against a brick wall. a yellow brick wall

    Why I Should be Invited to Mallorca with Chelsea FC

    20 Friday Jan 2012

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    MALLORCA

    My mobile is turned on, hoping to get a call from AVB to join the trip.  There is a few extra seats with the African cup of Nations in full swing and some of our players out on loan.  I can offer the following services during our stay:

    • A video game partner to David Luiz throughout the trip while the men are doing grown up things.
    • Can assist Gary Cahill in selecting some nice fitting chelsea gloves at the chelsea megastore for those upcoming cold games
    • Offer constant affirmations in Torres’s ear about how great he is in front of net and what a stud he is on the field
    • Accompany Daniel Sturridge to the after hour clubs and be his wingman
    • Get on the microphone wherever we go and chant, MATA-MATA-MATA, over and over and over again
    • Direct Lampard to all the senior discount restaurants and shops for his trinket shopping and eating
    • Tell ghost stories late at night to Ivanovic
    • Spot Essien in the weight room early mornings while everyone else is sleeping it off
    • Offer Malouda a shoulder to cry on due to his 2011/12 year
    AVB-“call me”